WELCOME to My first survey. This has been made possible because you have finally invented the Internet. I am terribly pleased about this because I can get some substantial feedback at last. Also your population is at an all time high which, of course, adds to the amount of feedback, although I would warn you to start thinking about just how many of you can fit on your jewel of a planet and still manage to feed yourselves.
In order to ascertain your needs at this point in your evolution please take My "Life Satisfaction Survey".
This first edition is in English however, you may answer in any language you choose where you are required to do more than circling your choice of answer.
I thoroughly endorse Google Translate if you do not understand the questions. Of course if you do not understand English you will not be able to understand what I have just written and I can only hope some of you non-English speaking people are computer savvy enough to try it on this text.
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2. Are you satisfied with My choice of your ethnicity? Yes No
3. Ditto your gender? Yes No
4. Have I made your life too hard? Yes No
5. Have I made your life too easy? Yes No
6. How happy are you with your appearance?
Not..............................Very
1..2...3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10
7. How happy are you with your earning ability?
Not..............................Very
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10
8. How happy are you with your level of intellect?
Not..............................Very
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10
9. How happy are you with your parents?
Father
Not..............................Very
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10
Mother
Not..............................Very
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10
10. Have I created you with a pre-existing difficulty?
e.g. disability, deformity, disease.
Describe: ......................................................
11. Were you born into difficult circumstances?
e.g. time of war, pestilence, ethnic cleansing, tyranny, famine.
Yes No
Describe:.......................................................
12. Do you believe in?
Marriage Yes No
Euthanasia Yes No
Abortion Yes No
Capital punishment Yes No
Contraception Yes No
Prayer Yes No
13. Have you broken any of the ten Commandments?
Which ones or how many of them?
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14. Do you think any of the ten Commandments are outmoded?
Yes No
If so, which ones, and explain your reasons for thinking so.
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15. Do you believe in Heaven? Yes No
16. Do you believe in Hell? Yes No
17. What is your preferred way to die?
18. What is your least preferred way to die?
19. Do you believe in reincarnation? Yes No
20. Do you believe that cats have nine lives? Yes No
21. Do you believe in yourself? Yes No
22. Do you believe the Universe is infinite? Yes No
23. Do you believe in the soul? Yes No
If so, do you think creatures apart from humans possess one?
Yes No
24. Do you treat others as you would have them treat you?
Yes No
25. Do you think it is possible to travel through time?
Yes No
26. Do you think eternal life would be boring? Yes No
27. Do you think I would allow Heaven to be boring and
that it is your imaginations that are limited?
Yes No
28. Do you take a really good look at creation and realise
that an intelligent force of some kind must be behind it?
Yes No
29. Do you believe everything you were taught as a child?
Yes No
30. Do you realise I gave you a brain with which to question
life, the Universe and everything?
Yes No
31. Do you believe that you should give too much power to
governments and organisations that use computers to run
their departments and thus by-pass any means of human
interaction or complaint?
Yes No