Sunday, 6 May 2018

GOD'S FIRST LIFE SATISFACTION SURVEY.


WELCOME to My first survey.  This has been made possible because you have finally invented the Internet.  I am terribly pleased about this because I can get some substantial feedback at last.  Also your population is at an all time high which, of course, adds to the amount of feedback, although I would warn you to start thinking about just how many of you can fit on your jewel of a planet and still manage to feed yourselves.

In order to ascertain your needs at this point in your evolution please take My "Life Satisfaction Survey".
I must first qualify that this survey is for people of all religions.  Whether you are Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist or whatever, there is only one God.  Call Me what you like, imagine Me as you will.  Whatever name you call Me, I am Me and I hear you.

It is also not necessary to believe in Me to take this survey.  Feel free to use it as a tool to understand your own most basic wants and needs as I will yours.

This first edition is in English however, you may answer in any language you choose where you are required to do more than circling your choice of answer.


I thoroughly endorse Google Translate if you do not understand the questions.  Of course if you do not understand English you will not be able to understand what I have just written and I can only hope some of you non-English speaking people are computer savvy enough to try it on this text.
You do not need to send it anywhere.  I am omnipresent and see all.  I'll be taking in your answers.  There are no repercussions.  This is for you as much as Me.
THE SURVEY.
                                        
1. Are you happy?                             Yes         No

    If not, why?  ---------------------------------------------------------


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2. Are you satisfied with My choice of your ethnicity?                                           Yes         No


3. Ditto your gender?                         Yes         No


4. Have I made your life too hard?    Yes         No


5. Have I made your life too easy?    Yes         No


6. How happy are you with your appearance?


   Not..............................Very
    1..2...3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10

7. How happy are you with your earning ability?


    Not..............................Very
     1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10

8.  How happy are you with your level of intellect?


    Not..............................Very
      1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10

9.  How happy are you with your parents?


     Father 
     Not..............................Very        
       1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10

     Mother 
     Not..............................Very
     1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10

10. Have I created you with a pre-existing difficulty?

      e.g. disability, deformity, disease.              
                                                                Yes      No
   
     Describe: ......................................................

11. Were you born into difficult circumstances?

      e.g. time of war, pestilence, ethnic cleansing, tyranny,         famine. 
                                                                                                      Yes           No
     Describe:.......................................................

12. Do you believe in?


      Marriage                                 Yes     No


      Euthanasia                             Yes     No


      Abortion                                Yes     No


      Capital punishment               Yes     No


      Contraception                        Yes    No


      Prayer                                    Yes     No


13.  Have you broken any of the ten Commandments?

       Which ones or how many of them?

      ...............................................................................

          

14.  Do you think any of the ten Commandments are outmoded?

                                                     Yes     No

       If so, which ones, and explain your reasons for thinking so.

       ..............................................................................................

       ..............................................................................................

15.  Do you believe in Heaven?                 Yes     No


16.  Do you believe in Hell?                       Yes     No


17.  What is your preferred way to die?
        .........................................................................................

18.  What is your least preferred way to die?
        .........................................................................................

19.  Do you believe in reincarnation?                  Yes      No

20.  Do you believe that cats have nine lives?     Yes      No

21.  Do you believe in yourself?                           Yes     No


22.  Do you believe the Universe is infinite?        Yes     No


23.  Do you believe in the soul?                            Yes     No

 
         
  If so, do you think creatures apart from humans possess one?

                                                                               Yes     No

24.  Do you treat others as you would have them treat you?


                                                                                Yes     No

25.  Do you think it is possible to travel through time?

                                                                                Yes     No

26.  Do you think eternal life would be boring?     Yes    No


27.  Do you think I would allow Heaven to be boring and
       that it is your imaginations that are limited?
                                                                                 Yes    No

28.  Do you take a really good look at creation and realise
       that an intelligent force of some kind must be behind it?
                  
                                                                                 Yes    No

29.  Do you believe everything you were taught as a child?

                                                                                  Yes    No

30. Do you realise I gave you a brain with which to question
      life, the Universe and everything?
                                                                                  Yes      No

31. Do you believe that you should give too much power to
      governments and organisations that use computers to run
      their departments and thus by-pass any means of human
      interaction or complaint?
                                                                                  Yes     No
     (Give that last question some real thought.  It is eminently
      worthy of your consideration for your future.)
32. Do you think humans have reached their highest point of
      evolution?                                                        
                                                                                  Yes     No
33. Do you think humans will continue to evolve if they
      manipulate the DNA of future generations to meet certain 
      requirements?
                                                                                  Yes     No
34. Do you think future generations will live on other planets or
      satellites and the Earth just become a salad bowl for feeding
      them?
                                                                                  Yes     No
35. Do you think that would be acceptable?
                                                                                  Yes     No
36.  I don't.
          But it's up to you.
          Remember, your descendants have a right to their planet,
          just as a child has a right to know it's own birth mother
          and father. 
          Please keep that in mind.
Thank you for taking the time to fill in My survey.  I hope it has
been enlightening.






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